flute

A word used to describe a classy, sexually attractive female, generally exclaimed upon sighting. Unlike gash, the word flute cannot be used to describe an ugly woman, who may only be judged 'not flute'.

That girl at 11 o'clock is some top flute!

by google_worker July 19, 2010

flute

1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument

2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth

3. used to describe a glass used for champagne

The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.

Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.

by WakiPaki December 2, 2007

flute

an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!

the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra

by anonymous January 16, 2005

flute

Sophisticated peashooter. Performs at high frequencies and can be shattering at close range.

The flute squealed agonizingly, five ledger lines about the rest of the band.

by Stazi December 13, 2004

flute

the past tense of float.

two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"

by whatflute August 10, 2009

flute

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

by joe balls March 11, 2008

flute

the worst instrument section in the band. renowned for their 'flute-ups' and for sounding out of tune while not being heard.

Chris: man look at those flutes catching those push ups
Scott: no, i believe the correct term would be 'flute-ups'

by simba ditzler September 22, 2006