Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

Furping

To Burp and Fart. Often simultaneously or in specific time region. Also "Furping, Furp, and Furped"

Often Creates a foul smell which makes people GTFO.

"I had a Stomach ache but after I furped I felt better"

Stop Furping!!!!"

by harrythetoilet September 7, 2010

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

flurring

to be completely awesome; to be the center of attention without trying; to be a total attention whore that everyone loves

Roxy is totally flurring today!

She's so flurring right now, look at all those guys around her!

by succubus25 January 17, 2011

flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008

flurting

Flurting (or coquetry) is a playful activity involving verbal communication as well as body language by one German person to a northern princess, indicating an interest in a deeper relationship with the other person. Usually, flurting is therefore, either seriously or jokingly, intended to be interpreted as a romantic or sexual overture. A female flurt, especially a young one, is sometimes called a coquette; a male one, a womanizer or player.

Spelt flirting when practiced by non German males in northern settings.

Jim-Boy spend the day flurting with the northern princesses.

by Santa Claus of YK December 17, 2012