Flumpkin

The act of having intercourse while pooping

Jenny gave me a flumpkin at the party

by Death.Nader June 23, 2018

Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

Flumpkin

When a male is taking a mad dump and a female walks in and starts having intercourse while the male is shitting

“Did you hear George had flumpkin last night?”

“Babe give me a flumpkin”

by Bhdog44 October 10, 2019

Flumpkin

The act of a man taking a dump while receiving a foot job.

Dude, I only paid $120 for a flumpkin in Vegas!

by ed_foo_young August 29, 2021

Flumpkin

When you Fart on your feet, then give them a Foot job while taking a shit.

Bro, Cassie from work gave me a Flumpkin during lunch that shit felt spectacular.

by Clown?! March 14, 2025

Flumpkin

Someone who is a known pervert and is extremely into needy polar bears.

"That person is a flumpkin ya know?" "Really?? I better go be their friend"

by ProfessorOfBearology - UAntrtc June 3, 2025