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the beautiful musical melody performed by the suction of the mouth on the lips of the vagina. For a more acoustic version, the fingers can also be used.
Person 1: Hey man, i blew my flugalhorn on that bitch last night.
Person 2: Gross dude! That was my sister!
by Zavid Zobey May 14, 2006
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A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
by Stampy May 21, 2004
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A term used by Barney and Robin on "How I Met Your Mother". While having kinky role-playing sex this is their safe word when one of them goes too far. It can also be used in other situations when someone has gone "too far" as in the telling of dirty jokes and stupid comments.
If someone is a little too kinky during sex play or if someone goes a bit too far in the telling of a stupid story or idiotic banter on any given subject. "I call FLUGLEHORN!!'
by Mrs. Ramone December 24, 2009
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Flügelhorn

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An instrument that is basically what would turn out if a bugle and a trumpet would have had sex, or in the inventor's case "sax".
Randome person: "Damn, I need a instrument that sounds like a bugle but has valves like a trumpet, perhaps a flügelhorn".

Adolphe Sax: " coming right up fam".
by Zumzi October 20, 2018
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Flugelhorns

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Instruments in marching band played by people who suck and cant play for shit.
"Man that band sounds terrible, they suck so much!"
"Nah man, that's just the flugelhorns!"
"Oh yeah, that makes sense!"
by Mongieloid September 27, 2019
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Lance Flugelhorn

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Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.
Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.
by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011
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