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Flugelhorns

Instruments in marching band played by people who suck and cant play for shit.
"Man that band sounds terrible, they suck so much!"
"Nah man, that's just the flugelhorns!"
"Oh yeah, that makes sense!"
by Mongieloid September 27, 2019
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flugelhorn

A variety of trumpet. Also undeniably the funniest word in existence.
Lemme play some of that flugelhorn!
by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005
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Keep it on the Flugelhorn

A phrase derived from the older phrase "Keep it on the DL". It was discovered in 2009 by scientist Ted Davis after a T9 error suggested flugelhorn instead of DL.
Ted: Hey, I think I caused Jon and Krysta to break up. But keep that on the DL.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.
by Touch the Sky December 13, 2009
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Flugelhorn

1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)

"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"

Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010
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A trumpet-like instrument which has the same valve combinations and is played in the same way but produces a deeper sound with better tone.
Bob could play the trumpet and the flugelhorn; the flugelhorn sounded better on solos.
by WindWaker68 October 28, 2003
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Corroded Flugelhorn

Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.
She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.
by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008
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flugalhorn

the beautiful musical melody performed by the suction of the mouth on the lips of the vagina. For a more acoustic version, the fingers can also be used.
Person 1: Hey man, i blew my flugalhorn on that bitch last night.
Person 2: Gross dude! That was my sister!
by Zavid Zobey May 14, 2006
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