by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
Get the Skin Flautist mug.One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.
John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.
The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.
The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.
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The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
Get the flautist mug.The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!
“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”
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