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Skin Flautist

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
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flautist

One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.
John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.

The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.
by B. Woit November 8, 2007
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flautist

The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
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Flatism

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!
“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”
by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024
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