hater-fluids

1. Juices said to stimulate hater lobes, allowing advanced levels of hating.
2. Various liquid mixtures created in unison to stimulate the dorsal "hater" lobe.
3. Any drink, usually containing more that 33% alcohol, that when consumed; causes a verbal voicing of one's innermost thoughts usually fueled by jealousy.

Skeeter: Hey Polly, I just got some 14's on my Geo metro; you wanna go for a ride?
Polly: Ummm, NO! what you need to do is level up and get out my face, loser!
Skeeter: What! No, what you need to do is stop sippin on those hater-fluids and fix that lazy eye.

by bananaconda68 August 23, 2006

Bodily fluids

Blood and piss and cum and puke and snot and pimple juice and ear wax and shit.

Hey there, Missy. I like your bodily fluids. Can we get married?

by S&S32 June 10, 2017

Baby Making Fluids

ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.

What is used when you want to make a baby.

I was giving him a handjob and his baby making fluids got all over me

by shaneeka September 8, 2007

fluids_forkinoyama

fluids_forkinoyama Is a haikyuu tiktoker. They love kinoyama, and seem to have a thing against British people. He uses she/he/they/it pronouns, and in general is just a fun person.

fluids_forkinoyama And I should be moots (idrk what to put here okay)

by Idkwhattocallthislmao March 29, 2022

rectal fluids

The nastiest possible shitstorm flying out of your ass in diarhea form

Omg look at my rectal fluids

by 5678utube December 11, 2013

Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.

Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!

by Steven A. March 29, 2007

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010