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FLS Syndrome 

A syndrome found in 23% to 34% of the general population of people who smoke weed or consume cannabis products, characterized by increase in body weight (Fat), reduced energy/motivation (Lazy), and a decrease in intellectual speed of recall, calculation and reasoning (Stupid).
Smoking weed gave me FLS Syndrome, and I’m fat, lazy, and stupid enough already, so I replaced it with meditation.
FLS Syndrome by BobSaintPete February 17, 2025
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Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS) 

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded
Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)
When someone's just being a bit of a fat lazy slag. Can be used to describe how someone is acting.

FLSS = Fat lazy slag syndrome
God, is it me or is Sharon suffering from FLSS?
FLSS by sachishagger July 15, 2019
Full Length Sub Frame Connector(s).

Structural Metal components normally consisting of square or rectangular tubing that is welded to a car's chassis to stiffen the unibody.
I had to put FLSFC's on my car so it would go around corners, preventing the chassis from twisting like a pretzel.
FLSFC by ac427cobra April 11, 2013
Are you an FLSM or what?
FLSM by FLSM February 17, 2013
A school in Queensland Forest Lake which is FLSHS but for juniors prep-year 6
(Super cool dude) Hey have you ever heard of FLSS?
(Curious George) What's FLSS?
(Super cool dude again) A school

ninja
FLSS by afljafjlafjlafjlaflafjlaf December 14, 2025