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fisticle

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.
by Selur Natas September 9, 2004
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Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
by Josh.T May 13, 2008
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Flopcicle

1: Are you gonna eat that?
2: Nah man, it's a flopcicle now
by livdictionary June 5, 2015
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festicles

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.
Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008
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frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.
Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)
by 0ddjob February 21, 2011
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festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.
I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.
by B-Town May 12, 2003
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Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.
Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!
by NFStCyr May 1, 2010
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