Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

Recreational Florist

A Bud tender, weed dealer, dispensary worker, drug dealer

Will you visit the Recreational Florist and pick up an eighth of something good.

by Lustifer September 10, 2023

Florist, floRist, florisT

Florist, floRist, florisT

Florist, floRist, florisT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025