Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Recreational Florist

A Bud tender, weed dealer, dispensary worker, drug dealer

Will you visit the Recreational Florist and pick up an eighth of something good.

by Lustifer September 10, 2023

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

Florist, floRist, florisT

Florist, floRist, florisT

Florist, floRist, florisT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025