Sloppopotamus 

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

Sloppopotamus by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

sloppopotamus 

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.

guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus

sloppopotamus by kurbyy October 31, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

Nick Lesson

Look at Nick Lesson and his soggy short stack. He's such a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011

Flopopotamus 

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.

Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang

Flopopotamus by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013

Flippapotamus

When your big boned friend flips with ease underwater.

Jake went down the beach and was a total Flippapotamus...

Flippapotamus by Mr Happy Klopp May 9, 2021