Floom

Vaginal discharge, particularly after small penis sex.

Yeah, last night I had a really bad date with the floom to prove it this morning.

by bobofunk November 26, 2021

Floomed

Saddest nigga living

A nigga Floomed

by Oh heck heck June 09, 2018

floom

a big pipe found at some swimming pools and water parks. they pore water down just enough for you to slide and eventually land in a big pool of water at the bottom,

you go to a water park the big tube, pipe that is pretty steep and twists and terns that is a floom.

by the true wise man January 31, 2009

floom

a way of having awesome fun or partying or how cool something is

we get our floom on or floom it up or that is really floom

by mattmann718 May 10, 2007

Floomed

Saddest nigga

I'm Floomed rn

by Oh heck heck June 09, 2018

Log Floom

When a guy busts down a girls clevage and then takes a valoptious turd over the cum, letting the shit slowly slide down the clevage

Yo mia had cum on her chest so i pooped down it creating a log floom.

by Steve Imperiale November 27, 2005

Log Floom

A Log Floom is when a guy is bent over and girl/guy from behind sucks his dick. Since his dick his under his ass he takes a shit. The shit slides down his dick into his/her mouth.

**~_Log Floom_~**
*Guy bends over forward.
*He takes his dick and pushes it under his ass
*The girl/guy takes it and starts sucking on it from behind him.
*While the girl/guy is sucking on the dick, the guy who is getting his dick sucked starts to take a shit.
*The shit slides down his dick into the girl/guy's mouth

by Siegem October 16, 2008