Floog

A floog is a dessert, with unknown origins. It is made with traditional French choux pastry and the dough is coloured green. It is piped into a vertical spiral, making it look a bit like a Christmas tree. Hence, floogs are generally brought out at Christmas in Australia.

"My friend Edie spent all day making a ginormous floog for our Christmas party.

by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

floog

It's an adjective used to describe a person or event. Someone is acting cheap, arrogant, self-centered, superior to others, snobbish, or as a jerk, they are a floog. You can also use it as floogish. If an event has the characteristics of a floog than that event is floogish.

That guy who gave me no tip, and was acting arrogant is a fucking floog.

by 3xBeam May 18, 2007

floog

a whiny little british girl

that girl is such a floog

by pimpsfrealshoe December 12, 2006

Flooge

When someone farts and ejaculates (splooges) at the same time.

Person 1: Have you ever farted and come at the same time?
Person 2: Dude, did you flooge?
Person 1: Totally. I flooged so hard.

by Fish tank June 25, 2014

Flooge

To act swiftly, almost like a ninja; Stealth

He was more Flooged than the singer of Def Leppard.

by Me Smith December 16, 2007

floog the hoog

The act of using the tube of a vacuum to suck out the feces of your partner then spraying them on them

Yup, just got my hoog flooged it's so nice feeling...well not really but whatever! I love to floog the hoog to other people though

by [phone] March 9, 2017

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025