Flonk

A word combining "Floof" and "Chonk".

"OMG, look at that flonk!" They said in awe of the flonky bear.

by NotAToaster July 11, 2021

flonk

The last three words on the newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk. Possibly some 1337 nerd thing that no mere mortal shall ever be party to.

"That's stupid, even for you. Are you the only person in AUK, AdotF
and the Flonk who doesn't know what Biff does?"

by sodapop November 20, 2003

flonk

verb To Flonk: To stimulate the male sexual organ. Especially auto-stimulation in a noisy manner. This word definitely has onomatopoetic characteristics. Synonym: Masturbate.

Did you spend all night flonking it to softcore porn?

Ivar flonks constantly.

The internet results in highly flonktastic behavior on the part of the male population.

by meson537 February 14, 2008

Flonk

To get rid of some shit unnecessarily and in an illegal way.

Mate, I just flonked that. I dunno what it is, but I did it!

by El_Doublay July 11, 2019

Flonked Out

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out

Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019

flonk donk

when she got a big booty on her, you refer to that as a killer 'flonk donk'

Boy: dayyummm Liz you've got a nice flonk donker. I'd flonk that donk in a second!!

by flonker420 August 7, 2016

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004