Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

fonkey

Expression of coolness

j00 are teh fonkey, yo!

by Mandy October 1, 2003

Flonky

A Flonky is somebody that you cool with but play too much.

“Bro you play too much , you flonky”

by Drewdidit March 2, 2020

Fonkey

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

by cvcroskey May 1, 2018

Flonky

Yes man/ Stay doing stuff for other people and something they have to many of a SouthWood HighSchool

Girl 1: Go get me a paper-tile
Flonky: Ok, would you like it wet or dry and some candy to go with that.

by SouthWoodsCrackedWindow October 19, 2021

Flonkerton

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.

"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."

by yrnvav June 2, 2018