flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

flogging the bishop

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

by Drew October 3, 2003

Flogging Molly

An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)

Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!

by Clornelius June 8, 2003

Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

flaggot

Someone who goes around flagging (reporting by pressing the flag button) videos on Youtube either

A) Just to be an asshole, or

B) Because they can't handle a small amount of innuendo/slightly suggestive material in a video.

Those fucking flaggots flagged my videos for no damn reason. Now I'm suspended from Youtube. Thanks, flaggots.

by AnimeGirl-Nikki September 1, 2010

Froggo

She's the queen of all I've seen
And every song and city far and near
Heaven help my mademoiselle
She rings the bell for all the world to hear

As a wise person Froggo once said, "not everything in this world makes sense!" Do you know what it means?

by duprie February 8, 2023

Floggin'

Showin' off or acting like you got something but you don't . (Chi-Raq Slang)

Marshawn : Bro, just got the new J's that came out !

Derrick: Man , stop Floggin' you know you ain't got them so what is you talkin' 'bout ?

Marshawn : A man can dream , can't he ?

by F.ck You Mean October 18, 2013