flob

A slimy blob of fat.

A a compact area with a lot of fat people in.

Eww nasty my steak has some flob on it.

its like a massive flob inside that room.

by cob cob March 30, 2009

flobbing

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation

by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

FLOB

Far Lands or Bust

Person 1:What are you doing

Person 2: Watching FLOB

Person 1: What?

Person 2: It's a Youtube Minecraft Channel

by CPT Baba November 20, 2011

Flobs

A person who is self-centered. All things done for others has an alterior motive, and a flobs usually doesn't accept defeat, even when it is inevitable. Also, a flobs is arrogant and views himself as higher than anyone else, regardless of the event/talent.

Wow that dude over there is acting like such a Flobs.

by Nobody443333 December 24, 2013

flobbed

When you spit

Oh my god that girl just flobbed in my hair!!

by I_know_my_urbs November 27, 2013

Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well

by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021