Urban Dictionary Flirter

A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.

"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.

In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!

People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!

When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...

I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.

by HoopyFrood92 February 14, 2010

flirter

Is definded by a Girl/Guy who always playfully touches,goofs around,or playful hits one another etc... to the extent that it is considered "flirting" to guys who are single but also in a relationship where the guy is clearly taken but that guy/girl doesn't care , so they make fools of themselves.

Example:
Rachel always playfully engages with James by touching, hitting or other disturbing actions she did that upset the girlfriend so she considered her a "flirter"

by the crazy lady May 11, 2006

flirtext

Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.

Verb:
To create and send such a message.

One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night

Quit flirtexting and get back to work!

by PohTayToez April 28, 2008

Flirteen

A young girl in her teenage years whose conversation consists mostly of boys in a public setting.

Wow, I wish that flirteen year old girl would shut up.

by ssssbpsh August 18, 2010

Flirtension

combination of flirtation and tension. Used to describe sexual tension generated by flirtation between two individuals. created by writer Tom Rowsell

The flirtension was building up bad enough to make my bollocks blue

by Tom Rowsell October 4, 2008

E-Flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-assaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee November 5, 2008

flirtexter

a person (usually male) who is a MAJOR flirt over text message. they text you daily with pretty much nothing to say, just looking to flirt. a true flirtexter will completely ignore you in person.

Ugh, that guy Dave is such a flirtexter, he was texting me all last night, but didn't even make eye contact with me in the hallway today!

by madamemillburn May 25, 2010