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fliff-fliff 

n., int. - Euphemism for diarrhea. Adults tend to use "fliff-fliff" in the presence of children. The onomatopeoic origin stems from the noise created by a fiery blast of explosive diarrhea hitting the toilet water surface.
CHILD: "Mommy, I don't feel so good."
MOTHER: "Honey, do you have to go fliff-fliff?"
fliff-fliff by Knig Knog July 2, 2009
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Tossin' Fliff 

Verb. To toss fliff. To spend money, often as it refers to spending outrageously or without constraint.

This terms finds it origins in the Brad Neely web cartoon "The Professor Brothers"
"So there i was at the bar, tossin' fliff like a sultan man, not even counting it"

Cunt Fluff 

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Fluff Bandit 

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy
"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"
Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015
Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.
"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"
Fluff by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."