flesh cadet

Noun. slang term for penis. This term allows for unexpected and humorous innuendo. The word originates from the Minneapolis/St. Paul (Twin Cities) region of Minnesota and is know to have spread around the state. The use of this word is most common in the Twin Cities, Winona, and Duluth regions of the state.

His flesh cadet is at rigid attention and will be at the firing range soon.

In plain English, this means, "His penis is erect and is going to have a sexual encounter soon."

by Abe Rego October 30, 2009

flesh pedestrian

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

flesh nugget

a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.

hey...did you see that total flesh nugget over by the pool tables?! damn!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Flesh Canoe

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.

1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 7, 2008

Flesh Spear

The biological male phallic member responsible for both procreating and brisk sexual encounters. The person who uses this term views their penis as a gift from God and a dangerous weapon used to deposit the good good in any orifice deemed suitable. It can be seen as protruding flesh when utilizing a codpiece.

After a late night drinking, Larry found his Moby dick in the form of a 300lb vixen named Sally. And promptly shoved his flesh spear into his prize.

by -Jman- May 18, 2021

Man-Flesh

The flesh, or body, of a member of the human race as opposed to an elf, orc, dwarf, etc.

(Big orc sniffs the air)

Mauhúr: "What is it? What do you smell?"

Uglúk: "Man-flesh."

by liquifiedbread April 12, 2008