Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter June 05, 2011
by D. Hine September 16, 2003
Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!
Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!
Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!
by Shmelldick July 04, 2020
by chris toms September 28, 2006
by TankOzzy December 01, 2013
A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.
She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.
She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.
by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019
A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.
by Kahahahatsu January 13, 2020