The world's most expensive but worst tasting commercial instant coffee/tea brewer machines ever created, by Mars Inc. Usually found in large offices in an attempt to look tredy.
Employee: Yo boss, I tried Flavia Smooth Roast, Flavia Arabic, Flavia Italia, Flavia Hazelnut, Flavia Decaffe, Flavia Choco, Flavia English Breakfast, Flavia Earl Grey, Flavia Darjeeling and Flavia Green Tea Filterpacks... and they all taste like shit!
Employer: You're fired.
Employee: And why the hell did you spend $1000 on the S350 model. Fucking buy the Espresso Roast and Creamy Topping Filterpacks for Cuppuchino mix you stupid fuck face!
Employer: (Phoning Security)
Employer: You're fired.
Employee: And why the hell did you spend $1000 on the S350 model. Fucking buy the Espresso Roast and Creamy Topping Filterpacks for Cuppuchino mix you stupid fuck face!
Employer: (Phoning Security)
by Zopal September 5, 2005
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Person A: "Pretty LIttle Liars is on in 5 min!"
Flavia: "Well... I need to go to Walmart now...Bye!"
Flavia: "Well... I need to go to Walmart now...Bye!"
by ohhhhheythere August 22, 2012
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The worst name on the planet. Usually associated with that well known feminine product, Flavia the Friendly Douche. Any mention of the name is usually followed by retching noises. Also a character in the bedroom farce Noises Off.
Woman: I think I will name my child Flavia.
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!
Doctor: Oh for the love of God don't do that to your poor child!
Nurses: *are throwing up*
Woman: Well, if you really think it's that bad...
Nurses: AND HOW!
by kmedi August 30, 2007
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RANDOM FRIEND OF FLAVIA: Dude...
Flavia is a monkey
RANDOM FRIEND OF FLAVIA: Dude...
Flavia is a monkey
by SingerMonkey September 10, 2018
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by missing flavia10 November 9, 2023
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She's seems to be a little cold from de outside but when you get to know her, you'll see how she loves people on her own way.
She's seems to be a little cold from de outside but when you get to know her, you'll see how she loves people on her own way.
by H. Romeo Pinto October 6, 2020
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Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!
by qwq qwq qwq October 15, 2020
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