flashbung

The the past-tense term used in the situation of being hit with a flashbang grenade.

'woah, i totally just flashbung that guy.'

by arbok November 27, 2009

The Flashbang

When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"

Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"

by AlexKK April 28, 2014

german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021

verbal flashbang

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

by Marty XV September 7, 2007