someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.
by Flarker November 10, 2010
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by Windows95 February 7, 2010
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2. why you farkin' farko! i outta ring you dry!
3. you: FARKO!!!!!
someone else: polo!
2. why you farkin' farko! i outta ring you dry!
3. you: FARKO!!!!!
someone else: polo!
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Get the flarky mug.A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.
Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?
Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..
Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!
Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.
Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..
Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!
Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.
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