lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina

She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?

by cykofiend February 24, 2014

flippity flappity fuck

Noun:

Being a complete idiot to a situation
Knowing what is going but ignoring the fact that you can do something about it

Being a bitch
Acting like a bitch
Talking like a bitch
Pretty much being a bitch coming out of the womb

Guy 1: Dude wanna go pick up bitches at the pool?
Guy 2: Nah I'm staying in its too hot outside.
Guy 1: Fuck you, Flippity Flappity Fuck!!!
Guy 2: I'm very sorry
Guy 1: GET OUTTA MY FACE YOU FUCK

by McWTF July 26, 2011

flippity jippity

Another way of saying FTIJPI ("fuck that, I'll just print it") as in 3D print it

$200 for a plastic pulley? Flippity jippity.

by hoodilydoodily June 19, 2021

fappity fap fap

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

by Mikere November 22, 2013

Floppity Jillion

A vast uncountable amount of something.

''I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.''

'Robin Scherbatsky' talking to 'Ted Mosby' in 'How I Met Your Mother' TV Show Season 1 Episode 17

by John Legen-dary October 28, 2011

flippity floppity floop

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

by Jason July 13, 2004

flippity flip flip

flippity flip flip a non vulgar term used instead of fuckity fuck fuck to express extreme disappointment or surprised by something that just happened

my boss reamed my ass for coming into work 20 minutes late he was all over my ass chewing me out what an ordeal it was flippity flip flip

by littlejimmie May 13, 2019