Flatard

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

by Fire99 July 26, 2019

Fliptard

An insult used for someone who is your friend. Insulting in a silly way. Occasionally used instead of fucktard.

"Kyle is such a fliptard"

by Shadowed Rose August 1, 2008

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

failtard

A person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase "fail" to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.

Waldo: "You did what? Fail!"
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."

by albedosMom669 January 13, 2009

FailHard

The act of trying something epic and hoping for the best possible outcome only to fail in an incredibly dramatic fashion.

John tried to do a keg stand but fell and busted his face. What a failhard.

by AbeForeSkin January 24, 2018

Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flatard

The mixture of flat and retarded.

My son is becoming a flatard

by Justin Goins January 16, 2019