Flabberghosted

When that person you've been talking to for a while breaks all contact without any indication as to why.

I met Jennifer on Tinder, we traded numbers, texted for a bit, planned to meet up, and then she just disappeared. I'm totally flabberghosted.

by Squeeze Burger July 20, 2018

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

flabergasted

anger
feeling a sense of anger that you cannot put into words because you also have feelings of numbness at the same time. You also feel disapointed.

I was so flabergasted after my boyfriend broke up with me I couldnt move; I sunk down in my chair and just stayed still thinking.

by Bruiser is Airbourne January 11, 2008

flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

Flabberghosted

When your Tinder date realized you're fatter in person, and they disappeared and you never heard from them again.

Dang, I thought the date went well, but she excused herself to the restroom and flabberghosted me.

by DeanoDeluxe September 5, 2018

Flabberghosted

flab· ber· ghost· ed | \ ˈfla-bər-go-stəd
adjective

1. when some disappears on you and you just can't believe it

We had a great first date and then she disappeared. I was flabberghosted!

by WrackOnTour Rich May 3, 2022

Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers

Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually

by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025