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Finite

The unwanted lovechild of Statistics and Linear Algebra that almost every student at Indiana University is required to endure before graduation. This class seperates the boys from the men and the girls from the women.

You will, like most people, probably go into this class as a stupid first semester freshman (even though your advisor told you to take M-018 or "pre-finite") and immediately find yourself immensed in tears, suicidal thoughts, stress, and mass amounts of online homework.

The tests are made impossible on purpose, aiming to get as many people to drop the class as possible. Every day, the 400-person lectures get smaller because more innocent souls are banished and more helpless individuals are inspired to drop out of IU and live on the streets because they know they have no chance at a successful life without passing Finite.
Shane: Hey Alec, wanna go pregame for Little 500 at Smallwood?

Alec: I would man, but I have 4 Finite WebWork assignments, 20 Finite pages to read, 150 practice Finite problems to do, a practice Finite exam, 2 Finite...

Shane: (walks away)
by Hoosierlady November 27, 2010
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fiznatch

deregatory term meaning "fucking biznatch" used in times of frustration and anger towards an individual.

Similar words are often created by matching two syllables ending in 'z' and 'tch'
e.g. Fuzwotch
That fiznatch Ravis killed my uncle!

Pick that shit up, fiznatch!
by Eminoir October 14, 2004
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Finite deiyghtue

A limited amount of postulatism mixed with core relativism.
MuckatheVucka : "Hey I am better than you for sure at the game League of Legends."

Yolo Swag McJag: "Not for certain. Finite deiyghtue."
by Person Human Guy April 9, 2013
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fizzit

something that, whilst in thought process, makes perfect sense to the person about to say it, but when spoken is recieved by those listening with a blank stare or possibly questions or comments referencing one's sanity. the correct verb form to use is "spittin' fizzits"
Man, after we smoked that blunt, bob tried to tell us about his fucked up day at work but wound up spittin' fizzits.
by joolie October 29, 2003
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finitup

To encourage someone to keep going; when someone is on a roll and you want them to keep going
Yo, finitup. Tell me the story!
by blousenskirt4 February 21, 2015
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in-finite

/ˈɪn-ˈfʌɪnʌɪt/
Informal

(Adjective)
Seemingly limitless and endless space, extent or size that in reality is very specifically limited even if it is impossible to measure exactly using current human methods.
Not to be confused with the definition finite where the extent is measurable and known exactly.
Mary: The amount of atoms in the universe must be infinite.
John: Well, actually there would be a finite amount of atoms in the universe.
Mary: But we wouldn't be able to measure them so I guess they are in-finite.
by Zacci August 31, 2017
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fizgit

Noun-
Demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.

One must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.

"If thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented."

Book Of Armaments 23:46
Levi: I just knocked your class ring into the garbage disposal.
Brother: Come here so I can light you on fire..... Wait, fizgit?
Levi: No.
Bother: You may live.

Legit fo sho truth for reals bollocks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcrap ridonkulous
by Cabana_girl March 23, 2016
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