five finger discount

A hand job in which all the fingers are involved, very pleasurable to both.

Man, Susie gave me that five finger discount last nigh and I cummed all over her face.

by Ian sean May 18, 2007

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Five finger discount

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 07, 2003

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To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 03, 2005

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The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 01, 2022

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If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

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by N/A August 14, 2003

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