fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fugmuffin

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Fagmuffin

Someone who acts like a total queer. If you see someone you would classify a fagmuffin, initiate wordCode Rainbow/word.

Man, look at that fagmuffin, thank God I don't know him!

by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003

fumuffinuckle

fupa + muffin top + moose knuckle = fumuffinuckle

dang, you see the fumuffinuckle on that broad!?

by jenergey January 24, 2016

failmuffin

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

Fagmuffin

A cute person who treats you like crap, or doesn't have the time to talk to you.

"Oh gosh, Joe was online last night but he was totally ignoring me. Such a fagmuffin."

by SmartyPants1994 December 1, 2009