preambled fistclasp

The act of bringing your right fist into your left palm and, then, clasping them together close to one's chest, which makes a distinct slapping sound. This is most commonly done before the performer begins to tell an interesting story to his or her friends. The slapping sound also acts as a way to obtain the audience's full attention. Preambled fistclasps, for unknown reasons, usually occur when a male chooses to talk to his male friends about a female, or "bitch".

*preambled fistclasp* "So, dude, I was talking to this bitch..."

*preambled fistclasp* "Yo, broham, I ended up hooking up with that bitch last Saturday!"

by Stormy Weathers January 24, 2011

recto-vaginal fistula

Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.

See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.

Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.

Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.

by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Prince Anal Fistula

nickname referring to a badass, an imposing figure, a serious threat

Great. Here comes Prince Anal Fistula to kick the crap out of us.

by Ryan Dawson April 28, 2005

Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

fistula

A big-ass thing that grows from someone's ass.

Dude can't sit down cuz of the huge fistula in his butt.

by polishman September 28, 2003

Fistulaeia

A type of fish that saw sharks eat.

"Look at that fistulaeia!"

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