filipino fish fuck

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact

My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson

by Bcay43 March 18, 2015

Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

fuck the fish

1) Definition: To party and drink so hard, by the end of the night you'll fuck anything including a tank full of fish. 2) Origin: Mr. M. at the end of a Nov 2013 night of partying in Pattaya, Thailand, was caught on camera fucking a fish tank, and upon seeing the posted photos the next day with no recollection of the night before, posted "fuck the fish."

He's so retardedly drunk, he'll fuck the fish out of that fattie over there.

by PA: AmexSpg November 12, 2013

Fuck then Fish

Fuck Then Fish (F.T.F.); a social club of like minded individuals that strive to drink as much as possible when together, work as little as possible when there are emails to be sent, and go fishing as an excuse to accomplish the previous goals listed.

We totally have to Fuck then Fish this weekend! Maybe a little poker too!

by El Coyote - FTF 20%er September 16, 2011

fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.

Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

Fuck'em and Feed'em Fish

A way of saying they can f. o. & d. / fuck off & die. They are dead to you. Not worth sweating a grape over.

Your roommate stole your watch? Well fuck'em and feed'em fish.

by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018