Firehose

1 n. A length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount

1) Say Sgt. Petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.

by PrdgyFrstrtr April 3, 2006

Firehose

A particularly powerful liquid shit, guaranteed to change the colour of your toilet in seconds. Splashback is common.

George: You left for the bathroom last night and didn't return for 5 hours, whats up?
Joe: Ah man, I shouldn't have had that Chicken tikka massala from that corner shop in Hull the other day. I completely firehosed my toilet. I felt like a cat crawled inside my colon, threw up, then died.
George: I'm trying to eat here. Must you be so graphic? Cock.

by banterbus32 October 15, 2009

Firehosed

When having sex, and about to bust nut, you pull out and explode your semen all over her body, as if you had just shot her with a firehose.

"I was fucking this girl last night and she said that I could finish anywhere so at the last second I pulled out and firehosed her in the face

by Firehoser May 12, 2014

drinking from the firehose

Drinking from the Firehose is being a part of Stan the man's classes where you get so much information in a short amount of time and lots of information leaks out.

I know that this is a lot of information, so I'm just letting you know. My class is a lot like drinking from the firehose: Lots of information so drink what you can.

by youneedadrink101 April 26, 2010

South Dakota Firehose

A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.

Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong

by CDRTickledick December 8, 2019

Indian Firehose

When you fuck a chick in the ass so hard her anus gapes, and then you proceed to take a shit in the gaping asshole, then when it closes, enema her, thus expelling all of your shit and any shit of hers out her butthole in a glorious explosion of brown. Named because of bad water quality in India.

I did the Indian Firehose with Tina last night, nao my apartment is covered with liquid poo.

by Ese Culo 8E December 14, 2010

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008