Fipster

F*cking hipster

You are such a fipster.

by Bxlakke November 20, 2021

Firstery

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

Super Double Fister

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

Fiaster

A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".

"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"

by Damien Noble July 20, 2006

Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

by wildcardman October 15, 2010

Fitster

A branch of the Hipster genus which utilizes exercise, and healthy eating habits, at the expense of cigarettes, to maintain an emaciated figure. Fitsters are also known to consume locally grown foods, and expensive fruit smoothies at the end of a 20 mile bike ride or run.

Local fitsters, Charles and Diane questioned the effort of Wolf Parade's second album as they devoured the arugala and golden beet salads they awarded themselves with post work out.

by Tehbias May 17, 2010