fongleton

The little clip that holds bread in a bag

Dude, where'd the fongleton go?

I don't know, bro. It must have fallen off when I took the bread out.

by hebedejeb October 1, 2019

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.

Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

by DaleGribblerTheAlmighty October 16, 2023

Finkletime

Around five; five-ish; close to 5 pm. Origin from the actor Fyvush Finkle from the TV show Picket Fences.

Oh, let's do happy hour at Finkletime. You know, Fyvush.

by knitpistol May 5, 2011

finkletartlemon

Most comonly used to desribe a scented fart, but it has also been used to desribe the way you beat up an old man

Did you smell my finkletartlemon?

by Bob May 13, 2005

Finkledog

The most god forsaken fart stench ever.

“OH DUDE DID U JUST LET OUT A FINKLEDOG??”
“Yah…”

by natsumemoment February 2, 2023

dinkletong

A dinkletong is what you pick up someone's sausage with.

I'll pick up your sausage with my dinkletong.

by Noah C. Major January 17, 2008

Pinkleton's 39 Steps

Oral sex on a woman, usually in a military fashion.

He was very thorough with me last night. He gave me the full Pinkleton's 39 Steps! :D

by flicklawrance November 24, 2011