Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.

Five Finger Death Punch used to show promise but then they sold out and write radio ballads.

by MonasThighs May 16, 2019

Five Finger Death Punch

Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.

Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks

by SilentFlaccidity March 26, 2018

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 4, 2013

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 4, 2013

five finger death fist

When you shove your fist in someone named Lopez’s ass and twist it till he dies.

I killed Lopez’s ass with my five finger death fist

by HUGH_MUNGUS_BOI October 30, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.

Five Finger Death Punch is a great band everyone can relate to.

by Squiz March 20, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.

"Are you a fan of Five Finger Death Punch?"
"No, I listen to heavy metal."

by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018