Fignut

Someone who is really stupid or just a moron

He is a total fignut.

by Discman April 06, 2003

Fignut

A nut from a fig tree

This fig tree produces good fignuts

by fignutsdefiner April 07, 2010

Fignuts

Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."

One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.

"Does it smell like pickles in here?"

"Mah fresh, I was bustin' fignuts like a motherfucker last night."

by Billroy May 23, 2009

britney fignut

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl

1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court

by Greg601943 April 01, 2007

britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."

by notbritneyfignut March 25, 2007