fangirl attack

When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.

Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*

by theinternethasruinedme April 5, 2015

Twilight Fangirl

Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by non-Twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter 27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or - SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.

Twilight Fangirl #1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"

by bikechick August 14, 2009

Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

Fangirl Syndrome

The point at which fangirling becomes a personality trait rather than moments of weakness when seeing something or someone relating to their "affection".

She has come down with Fangirl Syndrome. We have lost her to the fandom.

by itsaboutwritingwithheart February 23, 2015

White Fanged

To purposefully force someone or something away for the overall benefit of said person or thing.

i loved her but if i hadn't "white fanged" her there would eventually be a double homicide, and she would be an orphan.

by Jakk Napier June 23, 2012

FAANGosexual

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)

Abhinav has been grinding leetcode questions non stop, I think he might be FAANGosexual.

by abhinavpro January 4, 2021

Fang Ren Low

A person who is perfect at everything that they do. They also do these things without hesitation, and with an air of effortless grace. Synonymous with the popular term "Mr. Perfect", a Fang Ren Low is even perfect in their imperfections, often evoking awe and astonishment from those around them.

Characteristics to look for in a Fang Ren Low are the token Fang Ren Low smile (photogenic in every single photograph ever taken), incomprehensible degrees of adorableness, kindness, warmth, and friendliness. A Fang Ren Low also has such a distinct and highly developed sense of humour that those around them often struggle to keep up.

"Wow! That guy is so perfect for you, he might almost be your Fang Ren Low!"

by Dead Rat January 11, 2013