few

A substitue for words like: gay, fag, stupid, not cool. Most of the time used to make fun of someone by calling them few. Few kids usually are annoying and cockblock 24/7.

"You're few"
"Few bastard"
"that's real few"
"you are the fewest kid I know"

by imnotfew June 8, 2007

few

not a lot

there a very few dead bodies here

by TheUltraNoob January 26, 2022

Few

A polyamorous group of three people who are in a serious relationship with one another and occasionally live together.

They make a great few.

by MidnightSaint February 26, 2020

Few

The Name "Few" means Gay and is a nickname for people who sexually harass other people, mostly from the same gender.

Oskar is a Few.
Why do people have to be like a Few?

by The English Handbook March 28, 2023

few

usually 5 or more, as opposed to 2-4 often referred to as "couple".

I have a few things I want to tell you.

by The Goat of FC September 1, 2023

FEW

Future Ex Wife. Often used to describe the woman in a marriage which is clearly heading for divorce in the future. E.g.
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)

That is his FEW.

Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.

by Andie Sachs April 26, 2024

Few

A fake Jew.
A person who isn't a Jew but they identify as being a Jew.
Few is portmanteau of Fake and Jew.

The creation of Israel was a reforming of the tribe. Any Jew that hasn’t moved to Israel has abandoned the tribe, and is not a Jew anymore; the covenant and religion doesn’t apply to them anymore; the person is not a Jew they are a Few.

by AnonDoxy May 4, 2024