Fettle

To resign oneself to defeat in the face of little or no obstacle

"how did the interview go?"
"Aboslute shite, I couldn't even remember my name, really fettle"

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

fettle

to let the fat settle

"Oh man i ate too much, i need to get my fettle on."

by sidsloth November 2, 2008

Fettle

To sex a cake

Wow last night I had a good fettle

by Big man shwong October 24, 2019

Fettle juice

When you take a little bit of all the alcohol in your parents house and mix it together, usually adding some juice or squash. Drinking it leads someone to fettel which means throwing up everywhere

Dave: hey have you got any drink

Jim: all I've got left is some Fettle juice

by Cayitr_jr June 21, 2018

fettle weight

someone who never has a good time, someone who always makes an excuse not to do anything or go out and have fun.

dont bother asking james if he wants to come out, he is a massive fettle weight

by bossman123 August 20, 2006

fine fettle

Looking healthy, alert, well dressed and in good spirits.

Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.

Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"

Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"

by PUG2694328 October 18, 2006

what fettle

A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.

"I told her to get up stairs , pull her nighty up,and I gave her What Fettle"

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006