Feti

noun. The plural of fetus.

Ooh yeah. Imma slooch those feti!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny December 18, 2019

Feti

A teenager who is pre-occupied with trivial things such as material posessions, celebrities, the opposite sex, and current fads and fashions. They usually have a low literacy rate, and little to no self-respect or respect of others. They may or may not smoke, and many feti remain feti long into adulthood.

"Good god, I went on a date with this feti, and he wanted for me to give him head! What a feti thing to do!"

"That girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!"

by Kate Dalgleish June 11, 2005

Feti

anything and everything.

Dude 1: "Damn, that precalc final was hard, my feti is so weak right now."
Dude 2: "Man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now."

by THEFETiiSALWAYSWEAK January 29, 2009

Fetie

A young person trying to follow you on social media.

This asshole fetie keeps trying to dm me on Instagram.

by Jesus69jgag July 29, 2016

Feti Deleti

the plural of fetus deletus, the delete multiple fetus's
also known as a multi abortion

If I wanna feti deleti do I take two plan b's or what?

by euhhdirty June 13, 2019

FETI

An acronym for "Friend to the Extent of Their Interest" as in those who only call you their friend when you have something to offer them (e.g.; money, sex, attention)

Dave is a FETI because now that James is broke he doesn't want anything to do with him.

by Brakley September 30, 2017

Feti

A fake Yeti cup

"is that a Yeti, bro?" "nah dude it's a Feti haha"

by Rsom April 3, 2017