Festitution

The act of selling your body for cash ( or in exchange) for summer festival tickets .

Valerie was unemployed & knew festitution was the only way to get her EDC LV ticket.

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by ubermilf May 20, 2016

Festivarian

A lover of life and seeker of the American dream. one who attends festivals and hosts them alike. A social animal so to speak who is both liked and disliked by many due to his irresistible personality and tendency to have an amazing time 7 nights a week

The fact that Ed attended Jazzfest, Session 8, Austin City Limits and hosted Duckfest, Gobblefest, and Secret Santa all in 2009 makes him a true festivarian. Examples of famous festivarians: Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Ernest Hemingway, Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World, Adrian Fadrhonc, Oscar Zeta Acosta, jack kerouac, Ken Kesey, Neal Cassady, Charlie Parker, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards

by hbl21 December 24, 2009

festration

The nostalgic longing to be at or on one's way to a music festival, preferably one far away from the responsibilities, stress, angst and conflict of the straight world. This feeling may be simultaneously eased and provoked by consuming festival recap videos, DJ sets, scouring set lists and/or by planning for your next festival.

I'm feeling an acute sense of festration right now! I'm so festrated!

by Martinkingsley44 November 13, 2016

fustigation

A super awesome alternative-punk band from Northern California, based in Willits. They have Thomas Kovilakath on Guitar and lead vocal, Jacob Martin on Bass, Sugarbunny on drums, and Dustin Meinecke on keyboards and other vocal. They're pretty cool, check out their website, www.fustigation.net

Hey girl, I'd love to help you cheat on your boyfriend, but I have to go see Fustigation play, and buy their new CD, "At least it has Sharp edges"

by Jaustin April 7, 2005

Festivaling

Verb: Festivaling
To Festival: To go stage to stage, listening to music you don't know whilst doing drugs.

It is estimated that 90% of attendees at outdoor summer festivals are festivaling and in fact have no idea what music they are there to listen to.

"No sorry I can't this weekend man, I'm festivaling."

by OutforaRIP September 8, 2015

festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.

I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.

by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023

Feprivation

The art of being feprived

Guy: "Hey The Bass Turd looks like he really some sleep feprivation tonight." Girl: "Yeah. Let's go make frankles on him."

by ZombiePajamas October 23, 2011