marissa festa

girlfriend of Jade Puget, guitarist of the band AFI

I wish I was Marissa Festa

by xRAWRRRx February 17, 2008

Tri-festa

When a person fucks with three different people in three consecutive nights, none of which the person has had coitis with at a prior time.

Dude, I pulled of a tri-festa this weekend.

by riotbat November 3, 2010

Felix Festa

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

by hey?? September 8, 2021

Random, una festa a caso

The first and only Random Party in the world.

The coolest party with the coolest fans.
Everyone wants to join the Random Party.

Me: How do you dress for the Random, una festa a caso on Saturday?

Friend: I’ll be wearing something random from my parents’ closet.

by tommasoacaso November 22, 2021

sandra festa

sandra is a shy girl, she doesnt know how to interact with other living species such as the human kind. She so short. she is sexually attracted to men with samsungs, and fluffy birds nest hair, without her glasses she blind,

have you seen sandra festa... no, look down (dont step on her on the way out ) shes so blind she doesnt know the difference between hair and birds nests

by zxsdfghnmj October 9, 2022

gia festa

hottest girl at north

Did you see gia festa she’s much better than the others.

by puppylover2629934 July 26, 2023

festa

To become entangled in a vicious lawsuit.

Joshua underestimated him and never even saw the festa coming, now he needs 3 lawyers to try and keep his house.

Careful what you do, or you might get festa'd which could cost you some serious legal fees.

by juror7 February 19, 2022