ferret no-no

Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.

(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.

by Willy Dickinson, therapist May 07, 2006

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Ferretism

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

by WildChild 06 November 08, 2017

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ferret

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

by Who wants to know? April 06, 2003

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ferret

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 20, 2006

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