Feltcher

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

FELTCHER

a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole

i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...

by me2316598 July 13, 2007

Feltcher

One who after sucking cum out of his partner's ass will exchange it with him orally.

"The sick bastard was feltching with his gay lover"

by noone important February 4, 2003

Feltcher

One who "accidently" cums inside a girls vagina, and attempts to suck it out with a straw, in fear she might become pregnant

Quit being a feltcher honey im on birth control

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

Feltcher

When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.

"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"

by CakeFaceJake October 18, 2008

Feltcher

Bob Pickett

I did not know Bob was a felcher until he showed me a picture of him sucking cum out of another man's ass!

by message_tied_to_a_brick May 21, 2004

Feltcher

a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.

Do ya really need one!

by weenie March 12, 2003