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To Pull a Flanagan

(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.

The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.

Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.

and... trust me, It actually happened.
Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!

Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.

Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
by Jermango January 2, 2011
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Felina

The final episode of Breaking Bad. In this episode, Walt returns to New Mexico and confronts Gretchen and Elliott. Badger and Skinny Pete point red laser pointers at them to intimate them into giving Flynn (Walt Jr.) money every year on his birthday, as Walter wants them to do. After leaving and paying Badger and Pete, Walter drives to Jack's compound, where Jesse is being held. After pushing Jesse and himself on the floor while the gang taunts them, Walter presses the car keys, which activates a machine mounted onto a turret and fires hundreds of bullets into the building, killing all of the gang members. After the shooting ends, Jesse chokes Todd to death while Walt finishes Jack off. Jesse prepares to shoot Walter, still wanting revenge for all the pain he caused him, but sees the machine gun had a ricocheted bullet that shot him. Jesse exits the building and unlocks Todd's El Camino, while Walt calls Lydia and informs her he had poisoned her tea and that by that point, she had little time left to live. Jesse and Walt nod at each other, finally forgiving and respecting each other. Jesse gets in the car and bashes out the gate, crying tears of joy now that he'd finally escaped his torture. Meanwhile, still in the compound, Walt walks into the meth lab, admiring the equipment and reminiscing on his early days as a meth cook. The song Baby Blue by Badfinger begins to play, as the camera zooms out on Walt's lifeless body, except for the satisfied smirk on his face.
"Felina is the final Breaking Bad episode." - AMC
by b4byblu3_92 July 26, 2022
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Felangle

the angle a sometiems oversized girl will use to take a picture of herself and put on a networking site , this consists of holding the camera way abover her head and looking into the lense and showing off her breasts. It usually makes them look skinnier but the main point is it reminds men of getting felatio. the woman kneeling and looking up at u in the eye
Guy A: yo look at this chick that friended me on facebook/myspace, she's mad hot.

Guy B: nah man thats just cuz of the felangle, she's prolly just fat an avg in a regular pic look through the tagged ones.
by edogggy February 4, 2010
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Femanazi

Not a true feminist but a WOKE sjw. They seek to only bring men down in life. Can be violent if approached too swiftly by a male.
What is a femanazi?
A femanazi are those girls that are loud and want to put all men down Suzan.
by kreamypstablue March 20, 2020
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Flananderpus

A versatile word most likely created by the fusion of two or more words. Usually a noun, it can also be used as a verb or exclamation.
"Why does my girlfriend have to be such a flananderpus?"

"I'm going to go flananderpus in the ocean this weekend, wanna come?"

Ashley:"I believe that existence of life is the manifestation of God, that we are collectively a singularity trying to discover who we are."

Bob:"So like, almost like God trying to figure himself out through us?"

Ashley:"Well, it's probably a lot more complicated than that, but in a simplistic sense, exactly."

Bob:"Pretty interesting stuff to ponder about. What do you think Casey?"

Casey:"Flananderpus!"
by Gzar December 31, 2010
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felandoed

fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.
1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"
2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"
3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"
by Dovnd Arulai November 27, 2007
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Felonacious

The act of being a felon; Hardcore, cool
That was such a felonacious deed
by Brittany G September 21, 2006
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