feds

(n) Agents for the FEDeral Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Or, loosely, any federal agent(s) or agency, usually law enforcement related.

The feds broke dowm my grandma's door and stole her weed stash!

by Christopher Loomis April 13, 2006

The Fed

Short for the Federal Reserve Bank, A PRIVATE COMPANY which creates money out of thin air and loans said money to the US Government at interest.

The Fed Federal Reserve

by Aeolian December 26, 2009

the feds

A hater/ the police

the feds are watching hard

by stophating2020 June 23, 2020

Fedative

The underlying urge of tiredness after consuming a vast amount of food.

We have been to an "all you can eat chinese" we have eaten too much, therefore... we are fedative

by Fusion04 July 19, 2018

the fed

The federal police

The feds are going to rush the drug bust tonight

by alyssa June 15, 2004

fed

In the unfederal United Kingdom - any policeperson - uniformed or otherwise. A word absorbed from imported TV.

This fed stopped me up for riding my bike on the pavement!

by aranazo February 5, 2005

the fed

The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.

The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.

When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.

My 401K is now a 201K, Thanks, Al!

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004