pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

Po-faced

Po-faced means having an assumed solemn, serious, or earnest expression or manner; piously or hypocritically solemn. It can also mean expressionless or emotionless, perhaps derived from poker face meaning the ability to avoid showing any reaction to the cards you have been dealt.

When he tries to tell you where you’ve gone wrong, he can be such a po-faced twat.
I was playing cards with the lads last night, couldn’t read Charlie at all, totally po-faced.

by AKACroatalin June 19, 2015

Sneed's Feed and Seed

A convenience store that sells seeds, candy and many other products. Formerly Chuck's.

I went down to Chuck's for a good time but apparently it's Sneed's Feed and Seed now...

by sneedomatic9000 March 8, 2019

Feed Nana

It's the end result when a (much) older woman has sex with a younger lad, with tasty results. When the moment of truth comes, it's time for him to Feed Nana!

The phrase is known to have a compound meaning but this is the most widely accepted. It is believed to have originated from Alt-Right podcaster Anthony Cumia just before he was permanently suspended from Twitter in 2018.

Him: "Where should I finish?"
Her: "Feed Nana"

by brotherman brotherman September 7, 2018

Mount Feceuvious

When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.

Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.

by joseph blough October 12, 2022

Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.

Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there

by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009

Feed Demetri

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018