faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by Jethro May 5, 2005

Faxiness

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

by Pigbrick November 14, 2016

faxican

A person who is a fat mexican.

Joe Gonzoles is fat and a mexican therefore a faxican.

by Jeff Holl June 6, 2005

faxiu

Person that it's smart, attentive, hates camping and q3dm6, preferably uses a plasma gun to destroy his opponents.
Stands for everything that's right and correct.

I wish you'll become a faxiu one day.

by FranXinatra November 10, 2004

Faxident

1. When you dial a wrong number, or some dials your line in error, and hear the screech of a fax machine attempting data transmission.
2. When your fax transmittal doesn't go through.

I just got an earful of fax noise. Must've been a faxident.

by LRK June 11, 2006

faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011

Faxident

Is when an item of Fairfax and Favor is "accidentally" purchased. Typically happens after a few glasses of vino and a flick through the Fairfax and Favor club page.

Oops I just had a faxident.

The delivery man is coming with another blue box faxident.

by Faxidentaddict June 16, 2020