famewhore

someone who uses Twitter as form of self-service or gain followers through spamming too much hashtags; often spams the Twitter trend-lists as much as they can to gain followers for useless/senseless reason.

"Follow back <insert famewhore-related hashtag here>! Tweet 20x for a follow!"
"TWEETING, FOLLOWING AND DM'ING RIGHT NOW, Keep Tweeting <insert famewhore-related hashtag here> :) RT!"

by Anti_famewhore #26 May 27, 2013

famewhore

A person that prostitutes himself or herself on a media outlet, preferably a reality TV show (i.e. Joe Millionaire), in the hopes of sustaining an ample amount of their 15 minutes.

Why does American Idol attract the biggest famewhores?

by C & B February 10, 2004

fanwhore

a person who is such a big fan, they often dream of whoring themselves out to whoever or whatever it is that they are so fanatic about.

My sister is one of Tom Cruise's biggest fanwhores.

by Nick Steinmetz April 7, 2006

fagwhore

A gay man who is also a whore. Mainly used to insult another male who is not acting "manly". This can be insulting to either gay or straight men, or both.

Shut the fuck up, fagwhore!
You're such a fagwhore.

by Daniel September 18, 2003

fauxphoner

A person who, upon seeing someone they wish to avoid at the grocery store or other public place, pretends to engage in important discussion on the telephone as to evade conversation or awkward small talk with unliked said person.

Mom: "I saw your old math teacher at the mall today, Johnny. Remember Mr. B, the one that accused you of cheating?"
Johnny: "Oh really Mom?"
Mom: "Yes. I was going to say hello to him but he looked like he pulled out his cell phone to avoid me. What a fauxphoner."

by Heather Quick July 27, 2007

FactWhore

A person who always uses facts and statistics to look valid

Your facts are never facting and your statistics suck balls, you’re always making stuff up to get attention, factwhore!

by LickMyLeaps October 18, 2023

Fauxthor

Someone, usually a celebrity or politician, who has a story to tell, but isn't smart enough to tell it without the help of a collaborator or ghost writer. Often, a fauxthor neglects to thank his/her collaborator on the acknowledgment page of the very book the collaborator wrote, and that makes him/her an asshat.

For example, Hillary Clinton, so-called 'author' of the bestseller "It Takes A Village," took all the glory that came with the success of that book, but she didn't acknowledge her ghostwriter Barbara Feinman in its pages at all. That makes Clinton a fauxthor (and, by extension, an asshat).

by Pimp My Wry June 25, 2009